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I have not started my remix or my BDS easter bunny challenge, yet I have at least two relatively lengthy BDS fics--one set in a desert, the other being kind of a crossover with Gossip *leers at this week's bds_drabble challenge*--and they're both waiting to see the light of day. Not this day, though.

Anyway. Troy RPS fics involving Brad Pitt. There are none. And by none, I mean two, which is measly compared to the surprising abundance of Banalando (HEHEHE) thingies out there. So I was like, "Hmm." Then I was like, *fics*.

I'm a-gonna name it BRANDO. Or Ploom. Whichever. Here's the fic, being probably just this side of silly. Find the LOTRips references and win a box of goldfish crackers!

Title: Reruns & Lawsuits
Fandom: Troy RPS
Pairing: Brandoploom
Rating: PG13
Summary: What happens in Middle Earth stays in Middle Earth, but Malta is a whole 'nother ball game.
Disclaimer: This story is a flagrant lie, kind of like what I said back there about giving you goldfish crackers.

( Reruns & Lawsuits )