a pimp and a fic survey walk into a bar

afterthecold: a community dedicated to your hypothermic cuddling needs! There is a commentfic challenge going on, and someone should write my prompt.

( 2009 in fic: a retrospective )

Sherlock Holmes: Metamorphoses

Written for the kink meme on LJ. I lost the exact prompt, but it was basically about Watson turning into a snakeman a la Metamorphosis, and contemplations of humanity and sexytimes ensue. I only had the wherewithal to write the beginning of the fic, but perhaps one day I shall come back to it.

Metamorphosis
Sherlock Holmes. G. 167 words.

( They tell Mary that there was a death in the family and that Watson will be away for some time. )

Hetalia: life is like a japanese vending machine

Vending machine fluff, because Z said so.

life is like a japanese vending machine
Hetalia. 285 words. Japan and Germany walk around Tokyo in the winter. G.

( You have developed much. )

RPF (historical): Karl & Friedrich

I think Z was responsible for this one too.


with friends like these
RPF. Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels. Rated PG. 118 words.

( Am I nothing more than a purse to you, Karl? )

multifandom vignette dump

Dreamwidth snippet time. Some of these, you might have seen before. I'm transferring a lot of old snippets to the DW for easier linking. The following are all rated PG13 or lower.

19th century RPF
with friends like these | Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, after Marx fired Ruge from the cool kids' table. 118 words.

Hetalia
life is like a japanese vending machine | Germany and Japan take a walk around Tokyo in the winter. WARNING: fluff. 285 words.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Metamorphosis | So the first thing I did after I watched the movie was go on sherlockkink, where someone was like, "Write the one where Watson is turning into a snakeman." Perhaps someday I'll extend this into something full-length. 174 words.

Merlin
missing scene #4 | From Just Lie Back and Think of Camelot (Arthur/Merlin, R). 223 words.
It's Pronounced Woostah | Road trip! Merlin, Will, Morgana, and Gwen make a stop in Worcester, Massachusetts. I'm not sure if this is AU or crack. 485 words.
Once, in Manila | Arthur, Uther, Lancelot, and Gaius go on a family vacation of sorts in Manila, Philippines. Again, I'm not sure if this is AU or crack. Now with the commentfic addition I wrote for Nix! 1650 words.

Narnia
between here and there | Post-TLB. Susan traveling the world. 156 words.
no matter of yours | Golden Age. In which Tumnus is smarmy and Edmund doesn't want to know. 114 words.
missing scene #1 | From this room has many windows (Edmund/Peter/Susan, PG13). 149 words.
more missing scenes | From and sometimes you hear the silence speak (Edmund, Susan, Jadis, magic; PG13).

multifandom
missing scene #2 | From A Guide to Modern Living (Gossip/Boondock Saints, Travis/Connor, R). 221 words.


I've been leaving sekrit one-sentence fic in my boyfriend's phone iTouch. (I keep forgetting it's not a phone! After all it has all the basic phone tools, like chess and instant stock market updates.) They are in the key of:
19th-century RPF: Karl looks at the box suspiciously and says that he hopes Friedrich knows this doesn't mean he'll be getting a gift in return.
Baseball RPF (Red Sox): "Well," Pedroia says with a knowing smile, "in America, Daisuke, a home run can mean many things."