all my keysmash are belong to you

All my explicitly shippy Cas fic is croatverse fic. Well, except that one cracky Sassy AU. But. Cracky Sassy AU. So. Anyway, here is some croatverse fic, pre-croatsplosion. It's also my fic for the sassy_otp exchange. My recipient is elanorofcastile and I went with her third prompt, which was "Don't Follow" by Alice in Chains. It also includes the following things from her list of likes: touching/space invasion, languages, angst, drug usage, old magic, mythology, and kissing.

The summary is basically, "Cas does intense things to Sam's body and Sam's totally into it." Here's Cas. There's no time for haircuts during the croatpocalypse, seems like.

Thank you to metonomia for betareading. All remaining mistakes are mine.


Detours
Supernatural. Sam/Cas, Dean, past Sam/Ruby. R.
Set in 5x04verse around 2012. Sam hunts alone, except for when he doesn't. ~4500 words

( This is a prayer for fire. )

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I wrote this sometime ago in nyoka's LJ after talking about how even though Cas never talked to Sam during the missing year, there's nothing to say he never talked to Dean. Hell, he totally went to a few backyard BBQs, okay, shut up. When Dean introduced him to Lisa, she was like, "Nice to finally meet you."

In conclusion: threesome.

Well, there would've been threesomes, but all they ended up doing was eating crackers. Dean wasn't even there. Anyway, I'm counting this for my mundane_bingo square, 'discovering there is not enough x in the pantry to make y'.

Tonight I watch HP7, and tomorrow I post my sassy_otp exchange fic, rec sharp_teeth at sawedoff_recs, and leave for Thanksgiving break. And somehow, sometime, some way, I will whoop my Novakfest fic before it whoops me.


Sarabande
Supernatural. Castiel, Lisa, Dean. G.
Takes place between S5 and S6. Sometimes Castiel drops by. ~800 words

( The legends told of Galatea coming to life for Pygmalion, but no one ever asked Galatea her thoughts on the matter. )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/41012.html | comments]

sharp_teeth is back! Go play around in this most splendid Multifandom Horror Comment Meme for Writers and Artists. Twas this meme that helped spawn the longest fic I ever (co-)wrote to date, so I've a soft spot for it. There are so many fantastic prompts already, and do yourself a favor, guys, and check it out.

And here is another mix. A tip of the hat to dafnap, who I got two of the songs from and also tracked down the Dean picture. Here are some songs about S1-3!Dean and the things he saw en route to the apocalypse.



( BEGINNING'S END | tracklist, back cover, download )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/38581.html | comments]

ROQUE, I TRIED. I TRIED TO PORN FOR YOU BUT I'M SUCH AN INCORRIGIBLE GEN WRITER, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

So, all I know about the various heavens, I learned from the Second Book of Enoch, or what the Wiki tells me about it, at least. Apparently the Second Heaven is a prison for rebel angels a.k.a. BIBLE CAMP, Y/Y? I'd also like to thank metonomia for betareading. As further token of my gratitude, here is Castiel wearing Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

The secret ship of this fic is still Castiel/everyone. I guess I'll have to write that porny coda another time.

PS: spn_balthazar! \o/


The Revolution Will Not Be Catechized
Supernatural. Castiel, Balthazar, Sam, Dean. PG13.
6x03 coda. Castiel between two worlds. ~2000 words

( What do multiwaveform celestial thingamajigs eat anyway? )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37635.html | comments]

Through some strange twist of pinch-hitting fate, I ended up writing spnrarepairs fic for the person who wrote fic for me. Circle of fandom!


From the Inside
Supernatural. Alastair/Dean, Sam. R. Warnings: torture, noncon. Thank you to smilla02 for betareading.
Set between 4x10 and 4x15. "Oh, my boy. Did you really think I'd let you go so easily?" ~2400 words

"We'll cut the yes out of you all over again."

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/35086.html | comments]

I've seen of Merlin 3x01 and TVD 2x01. I don't have enough feelings to make a whole reaction post, but feel free to engage me in comments about it. As is the usual biz these days, my feelings have been hijacked by this other dude, what's his name. I think it's Cass?

I kinda wanna write Cas/Anna pseudo-gen episode tags like there's no tomorrow, but I am lazy, so I will just idea-dump. Maybe this will become fic when it grows up.

( CAS/ANNA PSEUDO-GEN: the dean&cas variations )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/34224.html | comments]

Holy shit, the last time I really wrote non-subtexty actualfax Dean/Cas fic (ummm, Jimmy!Cas, at least) was in FEBRUARY, lolol. Aww, ship, I've missed you. I shouldn't be so surprised that all my Dean/Cas-for-real fics are croatverse fics, huh. This next one is no exception. Guys, guuuuyyys, why is there not a whole croatverse spin-off, omfg.

The prompt was "shotgunning". I wrote it for emerald_embers for Five Acts. I tweaked it some, reposting it now. The title is from A Perfect Circle's "3 Libras" which is so ridiculously croatverse Dean/Cas, it hurts.


Threw You the Obvious
Supernatural. Dean/Cas. R. Warning: drug use.
5x04verse. "Dean looks down the barrel of a gun as Cas sits on a crate and breaks up the weed." ~1300 words

( Corinthians, chapter six, verse nineteen. )

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