all my keysmash are belong to you

Another one from the Casparty. (I miss you so much, Casparty ;___;)

I left the prompt "Team Free Will gets cursed to speak in iambic pentameter." One thing led to another, and suddenly I found myself writing "Team Free Will gets cursed to speak in dadaist poetry." Joke's on me, I guess.


Wherefore the Elephant Toaster?
Supernatural. Sam, Dean, Cas. Rated H for fruit bowl. 233 words.
Team Free Will gets cursed to speak in dadaist poetry. ETA: Now available as podfic, thanks to elsewhere_kels!

( The silence stretches on for another a minute. )

And again with comment_fic. The prompt was, "Dean as God's vessel."


The Body and the Blood
Supernatural. Sam. PG. 240ish words.
Like the prompt says.

( God speaks to him in Dean's voice, and Sam just cannot deal. )

The Mean Girls trailer using Disney princess movies? Awesome. Merlin Artword?! JOIN THE SHITTING MOTHERCOCK UP.

Now Showing on my Dreamwidth

Christmas Past | Narnia. Susan, Edmund (Jadis). G. 323 words. Golden Age fic written for marycontraire's fandom_stocking.

Transfiguration | Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers for S5. 289 words. Written for sharp_teeth for the following prompt: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

double the speed limit | Supernatural. Sam/Dean. PG13. 447 words. Written for the comment_fic prompt "Sam&/Dean, give me the keys." This is less a ficlet more like a condensed summary of the Wincest I've been reading.


Commentfic will especially be the death of me because apparently I NEVER LEARN. But it's gonna be a pretty fun death! Maybe there can be a round-robin crackfic-athon at the wake. The thing below was written for ( this sharp_teeth prompt. ) And suddenly I have 2100 words of AU (of a canon AU) futurefic and vague ideas for a sequel. Ours is not to question why. But partly it's because oh man, I can write in croatverse foreverrrrr or at least until my heart breaks into a billion little pieces.


The Future As B-Movie
Supernatural. Dean, Sam, Cas. PG13. Spoilers for 5x04, sort of...
In the middle of the zombie apocalypse, the vampires multiply and zero in on Cas. \o/

( 'You know what, fuck you. And fuck Jesus Christ Superstar.' )

Written for sharp_teeth.


Transfiguration
Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers through current episode (5x14). 289 words.
Written for maychorian's prompt that might as well be a fic: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

( This is how you know you're still human. )

Part the second.

Heaven Sent You Downstream
Supernatural. Dean/Castiel, Sam. PG13. Spoilers through 5x04. Much love and thanks to inveterate sexyfaces serialkarma and sgrio for betareading.
Half casefic and half 'The End' episode tag in which Dean 1) investigates some disappearances in the mountains, and 2) finds it difficult to leave the future behind. Takes place after Castiel spirits Dean away from the motel, and before Dean meets up with Sam. ~11,100 words (Part 2: ~6100 words, including notes)

Part 1

( 'Humanity, in the library, with the zombie apocalypse?' )

No, you read that right. I blame cherryshadowz, and the goats.

It may be the end times, but Spongebob knows what'll cheer Sam up.

Consider The Jellyfish
Supernatural/Spongebob Squarepants. Sam Winchester, Spongebob Squarepants. Rated G, omg. 118 words.

( CONSIDER THE JELLYFISH, SAM WINCHESTER. )

in the dark
lyrics by lassiter, music by lassiter & buhaina


wait for me down in the dark
i've done what you asked and i swear
i'll be there soon
the summer's been burning your name into my bones
as if it wasn't there before

she calls my name in the night
but my name on her lips don't feel right
it's the same dreams all over again, all over again
but it's you who's burning, you who fell
it's me who's standing here in hell

wait for me down in the dark
'cos i will let sleeping dogs lie
i've felt their teeth
they parted my skin and they dragged me down
dragged me down, down, down
but baby i'd do it again, do it again
a wicked story none will tell
but i will it here in hell

they'll carve out my bones
and devour my voice
they'll bury my exits
i'll rise again, rise again
burn out your soul
and they'll drink of your blood
they'll turn you to mud
but you'll rise again, rise again
we'll rise again

wait for me down in the dark