all my keysmash are belong to you

Uno and I would like to blame sharp_teeth, for existing, and also maychorian for the prompt, but I guess in the end, if we end up writing 17k words of apocalyptic road trip fic, it is no one's fault but ours. Thanks also to everyone who gave us words of encouragement along the way. Ya'll rock! <3

This is another example of what happens when commentfic gets out of hand.


Title: Bring Out Your Dead
Authors: lassiterfics & unoshot
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 16,886 (Part 1: 8,946 words)
Warnings: violence, gore
Spoilers: through 5x13
Authors' Note: A continuation of The Future As B-Movie, which was based on the following prompt: "There are still a few vampires out there, despite the rampant Apocalypse, and they're still doing their thing. And yeah, angel blood--or former angel blood? Turns out it's way tastier than regular ol' human blood, especially with so many humans jacked up by this weird new virus. (The End 'verse, maybe not all the way to 2014 yet, maybe Sam's still around.)" It helps to read it, but really you just need this: "In the middle of the croatpocalypse, the vampires multiply and zero in on Cas."
Summary: This future isn't much better than that other one. / Surviving the Monsterpocalypse 101 / Worst road trip ever.

( They are trapped on the open road, keeping on keeping it on, Cas fading next to him and Dean's eyes feeling heavy, so heavy, oh god, he just wants to sleep. )

The Mean Girls trailer using Disney princess movies? Awesome. Merlin Artword?! JOIN THE SHITTING MOTHERCOCK UP.

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Christmas Past | Narnia. Susan, Edmund (Jadis). G. 323 words. Golden Age fic written for marycontraire's fandom_stocking.

Transfiguration | Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers for S5. 289 words. Written for sharp_teeth for the following prompt: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

double the speed limit | Supernatural. Sam/Dean. PG13. 447 words. Written for the comment_fic prompt "Sam&/Dean, give me the keys." This is less a ficlet more like a condensed summary of the Wincest I've been reading.


Commentfic will especially be the death of me because apparently I NEVER LEARN. But it's gonna be a pretty fun death! Maybe there can be a round-robin crackfic-athon at the wake. The thing below was written for ( this sharp_teeth prompt. ) And suddenly I have 2100 words of AU (of a canon AU) futurefic and vague ideas for a sequel. Ours is not to question why. But partly it's because oh man, I can write in croatverse foreverrrrr or at least until my heart breaks into a billion little pieces.


The Future As B-Movie
Supernatural. Dean, Sam, Cas. PG13. Spoilers for 5x04, sort of...
In the middle of the zombie apocalypse, the vampires multiply and zero in on Cas. \o/

( 'You know what, fuck you. And fuck Jesus Christ Superstar.' )

Written for sharp_teeth.


Transfiguration
Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers through current episode (5x14). 289 words.
Written for maychorian's prompt that might as well be a fic: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

( This is how you know you're still human. )

Part the second.

Heaven Sent You Downstream
Supernatural. Dean/Castiel, Sam. PG13. Spoilers through 5x04. Much love and thanks to inveterate sexyfaces serialkarma and sgrio for betareading.
Half casefic and half 'The End' episode tag in which Dean 1) investigates some disappearances in the mountains, and 2) finds it difficult to leave the future behind. Takes place after Castiel spirits Dean away from the motel, and before Dean meets up with Sam. ~11,100 words (Part 2: ~6100 words, including notes)

Part 1

( 'Humanity, in the library, with the zombie apocalypse?' )

Now showing on my Dreamwidth, through the fault of one cherryshadowz: Consider the Jellyfish - Supernatural/Spongebob Squarepants - Sam, Spongebob - rated G, omg - Spongebob knows what will cheer Sam up. 118 words.

And now for something completely different, because sometimes when you are up to your ears in multivariate regression analysis, you relax by writing theological language porn, idk. We continue to ask, "What if Castiel were words?" The first wordsverse fic is untitled. This next one is a Dean POV, PG I guess, 500ish words. Will there be a third installment? I dunno, it'll depend on how pretentious I'm feeling.

So I'm wondering, if Castiel can be words, what else can he be? What if Castiel were ice cream flavors? What if he were footwear. Would he be toe socks? What if Castiel were currencies pegged to the dollar? The possibilities are endless!

More important questions:
1) Why are there not more stop-motion t-shirt battles?
2) When will Bradley James and Misha Collins team up to fight zombies in space?
3) Clueless + SPN = <3 Y/Y?


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Dean & Castiel

( once you learn a language, you are trapped by it. )

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This next thing is the fault of sgrio and her Biblical Studies homework.

Basically it poses the interpretation that angels are not messengers, but messages. Obedience to God is a moot point, because an email or a letter can't be obedient to you. They don't have the faculties to BE obedient, they just ARE. My knee-jerk reaction is of course to ask, "What if Castiel was just a message?" So I wrote ( this ) and then I wrote this next thing.

I'm not sure what this next thing is. It's Castiel meta, but also maybe sort of a fic, maybe. It is... an experiment? 'Cos someone, SGRIO, was like, "Hey, why don't you fap about religion and language in context of Supernatural?" and I can't say no to that. What is it with you, SPN, making me write 1st person POV, past tense, and now whatever this is idek. I kind of wanted to reference more episodes, but 500 words of this is probably more than enough for now.

So yeah, what if Castiel were words? Spoilers through 4x22, and maybe 5x02. Happy start of Lent, folks. ETA: And now there is a sequel -- unnamed.


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Castiel, Dean, & God

( from the Latin caedere meaning 'to cut' )

Ah, being a fandom latecomer. I am very sad that I missed this party :( but whatevs, I got a short Chuckfic in progress and a Mordred fic at beta. In the meantime, here is one of those obligatory 'The End' episode tags.

In the immortal words of the Mask:


SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEEE


your dirt removes my blindness
Supernatural. Castiel/Dean. R. Episode tag to 5x04.
"There are a thousand things he would have done differently with Dean Winchester." ~1221 words

( ...the things that are almost blessings... )