why am i online when i have other crap to do

Multi-Fandom Request-A-Fic Meme Type-Thing. I poop on your bandom, let's flail our hands for Britpop RPS! Write me Liam Gallagher/Damon Albarn and I will... write you something back! Also, write this girl a Pevensie love square, 'cos that would be awesome. The meme is like, currently dominated by Twilight and One Tree Hill wtf.

Liam Gallagher is Oasis's sometimes frontman and all-around huge douchebag (with beautiful eyes), and Damon Albarn is (was? is he all Gorillaz now?) Blur's frontman. Blur and Oasis HATE EACH OTHER, and often slagged each other off in interviews and things like that. OH THE NINETIES, I miss you.

Also, I bought Pullman's Once Upon a Time in the North because OMG LEE SCORESBYYYYYYYYYYYY. Lee Scoresby/Lassiter OTP FO' REALZ.

i'm gonna geek out like it's 1996

...Why does my 'nostalgic' mood emoticon look like that? How is that supposed to be 'nostalgic'?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I know I'm late AGAIN, but someone geek out with me about the new X-Files movie. ( THE TRUTH IS IN HERE. )

Have any of you X-Philes in the audience ever read a novel-length fanfic called 'The Magician'? It is about how Mulder and Scully go through a dimensional vortex and end up in a magical world (elves and everything) where Mulder is a prophesied mage and Scully is a warrior but also a healer. NO, SERIOUSLY. There is a naive prince, a kindly regent, a human/elf sex scene, soulmate phlebotinum, an EPIC SHOWDOWN, and in the sequel (YES THERE ARE MULTIPLE SEQUELS), there is a feisty teenaged runaway named Shannon with amber eyes who also falls into this world, and poses as Mulder's niece so he can protect her. I think she gets with the prince. And Scully opens some warrior academy or something. YOU GUYS. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. YOU GUYS. OH MY GOD.

Ah, youth. HERE IS THE LINK. 'The Magician' and 'The Runaway' are SADLY dead links, but you can still read 'The Dark Queen' and 'The Warrior Priest' in its entirety. HERE IS A MAP OF THE MAGICAL LAND oh my god you guys i read ALL of it i really did.

I'm currently downloading some first-season X-Files episodes. One of these days, I would really love to finally watch all the episodes and finally figure out what the hell was going on.


My Dawn Treader audiobook has taught me that the word 'bedraggled' is actually pronounced 'bee draggled'. I had been pronouncing it 'bed raggled' all these years. Well, at least in my head -- I can't remember the last time I said 'bedraggled' out loud. It's not one of those words people say out loud a lot. But it should be!