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This is for the indomitable juniper_nyne, for this. Love and boobies, m'dear.


Like A Secret
Harry Potter. Harry/Ron. PG13.
'Maybe Ron will wake up smiling and won't know why.'

( Like A Secret )

Dear vengari,
You spoil me. If I do not watch out, I will have XD affixed to my face for the rest of the summer. Another Summerbreeze sketch, ya'll. NOT WORK SAFE. XDXDXD

Dear Ang Lee,
We have taken matters into our own hands. Also, please to stop being stupid poopie-head.

Dear writers on the friendslist,
What are you waiting for?! The link is right up there! Post something, dammit! Come on, wranglers! Let's get wrangling! Hehehe.

Dear Colin Farrell,
Please to stop having the scary hair in movie. ...Oh, wait, okay, he cuts it in HEW, that's okay then.

Dear Fadzli Hussen,
Bitch, if I had been there, you wouldn't have stood a chance. Why do these things never happen where I am?!

Dear God,
Are you there? It's me, Lassiter. WHY? As I've told surichan, I don't know whether to pet him and "awwww" or run away and "aaaaargh."

Dear Vengari again,
XD

I updated my website. The following sections now exist under 'Fandoms': Boondock Saints, From Dusk Till Dawn, Murder By Numbers, The Faculty, along with new fics under Fight Club and Harry Potter. A specific list of the new fics can be found behind the LJ-cut, AKA Meme Yoinked From pogrebin.

( New fics, w/ brief commentary on each. )

MAMBO #1: I'm gonna get my recs page off the ground. The proper etiquette is to ask the authors whether they want to be recced, no? I've gone and done that for some of the fics already. The page would link back to their site or their LJ post, of course. But, permission is the way to go?

MAMBO #2: If any of you guys would rec me some Sirius Black gen, I'd be very much obliged. Yes, gen, not even Sirius/Remus, no matter how canon you say it is. Or at least a fic that's not centered on romance, especially romance among the Marauders. ...Please?

Christ. My Potterish joints are creaking arthritically, Di. HP ain't my thang no more, but it's your birthday (or, it was) and, y'know, <3. May this year be what you want it to be.

This short little thing is for you, set after Sirius ran away, when he's shacked up with the Potters. I don't know if it's fluffy or squicky, so I'll put up a warning for both.

WARNING: NOBODY DIES AND SOMEONE TAKES A SHIT.


Smells Like Victory
Harry Potter. James/Sirius. PG13.
I don't know, I think the warning makes an adequate summary.

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It's a 3-in-1, dude. Well, 4-in-1 5-in-1 if you include the GIP and the awesome new community bloodynbruised, fulfilling all your multifandom people-beating-the-crap-out-of-each-other-for-reasons-which-may-or-may-not-relate-to-sexual-tension needs. Join now and get free shirts and lollipops.

Okay, so maybe just one lollipop.

Okay, there are no lollipops.

...I have just been informed there are no shirts either.

Aphorism. Boondock Saints drabble. Written for contrelamontre's 'fire' challenge and bds_drabble's 'fight' challenge. Connor/Murphy, PG13.

Good Intentions. Harry Potter drabble. OMFG I wrote Harry Potter. Who'd a thunk? I'm back, I'm back. So, I tried to write Padma/Parvati but that turned out to be a false alarm. So maybe I'm not as back as I thought. Anyway. Implied Draco/Harry, and after just replying to McTabby's poll with 'Harry/Draco' as my one dislike, too. The gods are funny that way.
You may notice 'Good Intentions' isn't posted under this account. A long time ago before this account came to be, all my fics were posted in what is now my RL journal. A long time ago, my RL journal got posting access to hpdrabble and I'm too lazy to fight for lassiterfics's posting access. So. That is Why.

Anyway.

Title: Stories About Vancouver
Fandom: LOTRips
Pairing: DM/BB
Rating: PG13
Summary: Reality evens out. The ground will be rushing up to meet you and the first mistake is to think this is a fall.

( Stories About Vancouver )

I... have a feeling I'm late for WIP amnesty day. But so what, yeah? It's such a fine and liberating idea, too good to ignore. So here's a WIP.

Title: Daily Algorithm
Fandom: Harry Potter. :-O!
Pairing: Harry/Ron. PG13ish.
Summary: Originally written for a multifandom1000 challenge, but I forget if it was the 'faith' or 'disaster' one. Probably the former. Anyway. The war has started, the wizards keep watch over an abandoned Muggle city, and Harry finds a rosary. I think this can actually hold itself up alright, as a one-shot. I want to babble about the characterisation for a while, but that won't be very cool. So, heeeeeere's amnesty!

( Daily Algorithm )