all my keysmash are belong to you

Have you guys ever had a virus that refuses to let a laptop shut down? How about one that, when you click on a Google search result, takes you to an ad instead of the site? This just happens in Google, though. You end up having to copy the search result URL and pasting it into the address bar. The search results from other search engines click fine. So anyway, neither your malware scanner nor your regular virus scan can detect this virus, and you suspiciously can't install Windows Defender. And sometimes tabs would just open randomly with more ads.



Bring out your dancing shoes, IT department, you've got a date with my pig's feces of a laptop. DON'T STEP IN ANY, NOW.

The 3-sentence ficathon now has a delicious directory! And it's still going on and on and on! Narnia appears to be the most popular fandom by far, followed by... crossover, and then by STXI and Dr. Who. COME PLAY. Add more fandoms!

My 3-sentence fics in the following fandoms: ( Sailor Moon, Peter Pan/Star Trek, Ocean's 11, Skins, geometry )

And now for everyone's favorite game: 2 links and a YouTube embed!

1) Awesome or terrifying? Would you sleep in it?
2) There is a Merlin AU crackfic in here somewhere.
3) Live-action country village rendition of the opening credits of The Simpsons, by Estonia's TV3.


Burgeoning paranoia #439898: I have too many names! It's getting all mixed up! More than once now I have almost sent emails to my thesis advisor with, like, "love, [high school nickname]", or to a potential employer with "cheers, Lassiter", or to my professor with "love you, [boyfriend's pet name for me]". What is this, the revenge of my compartmentalized personae? One day this is going to happen, and it's going to be terrible and hilarious. D:

ETA: HOLY SHIT BACON JAM. ...wtf bacon lampshade?
ETA2: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE BEST BUY POPUPS, LJ??? >:-(

So, to take a break from reccing fics everyone has already recced.

This next piece is inspired by this, a charming drabble about the romantic affairs of anthropomorphous land masses. Mine is about the sort of romantic affairs of anthropomorphous nations. As background, I present to you this ( woefully abbreviated summary of the Philippines' colonial and cultural history. )

That said, I have a few qualms about posting this relating to political correctness and hypocrisy. History and culture are subjective things, so I hope I'm not overstepping my boundaries (says the girl who wrote RPS fic). Uh. I will say that the references aren't to be interpreted too literally. So, test-run on my journal before posting it to anthropomor_fic, a community to which everyone should contribute more often. Alright, who's ready for what could be construed as nationalist propaganda?!


our god is a distant god
Anthropomorphous things. Philippines/Spain, Philippines/USA.
Il faut changer pour rester le même. (One must change to stay the same.)

( our god is a distant god )